COVID-19 CONFUSION…
It’s hard to stifle the urge to laugh hysterically at my computer screen as I see the world scrambling to pull it’s pants up like a couple teens that got caught fucking by their shotgun wielding inbred brother-dad known as “BubbaDaddy”. Chilling description, I’ve had plenty of time to write lately given my need to not end up drowning in my own lung butter.
It’s hard to stifle the urge to laugh hysterically at my computer screen as I see the world scrambling to pull it’s pants up like a couple teens that got caught fucking by their shotgun wielding inbred brother-dad known as “BubbaDaddy”. Chilling description, I’ve had plenty of time to write lately given my need to not end up drowning in my own lung butter.
I’ve assembled a few updates from the deep web along with some shareable new items from our gift shop. Enjoy, stay safe, and be sure to wear a helmet if you happen to be a Crazy Democrat. If you’re not be sure to eat plenty of greens and avoid “lung droplets” infected with the COVID-19 causing Coronavirus.
Protective Masks
If you are going to wear a face mask, be sure it’s the proper material. If you would like something stylish that works, try out our custom face masks. Each item from our gift shop comes with a free copy of our COVID-19 Survival Guide that features military-grade survival techniques.
That’s all for now folks. Be sure to follow us on Facebook, Pinterest, and Instagram. If you need something after hours and can’t find me, check your mom’s house.
